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S & W Episode 312

Dee is rather impressed by the North Korean definition of democracy. Aussie woman has two vaginas while Iranian man has a permanent chub with a tattoo. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 311

Dee and Lance make plans on which alien prostitute they are going to order at Denis Hof’s new brothel, the Alien Cathouse. Couple drowns infant while chatting on Skype. Man gouges out uncle’s eyes so he can watch Martin. Phone calls and and an interesting Twitter message.

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S & W Episode 310

Dee and Lance discuss why New Year’s Eve invariably sucks. Dee discusses the major news events of 2011 with Bob Madigan. Scott from Iowa shares his story of his shitty NYE party.

http://www.youtube.com/user/thebobchannelsf

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S & W Episode 309

The SW Holiday Show is finally here and it’s about goddamn time. Seasons Greetings from Dee and Lance.

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S & W Episode 308

While Lance proves that he has no fear when arguing with the homeless, Dee proves that he has much fear when trying out for Fear Factor. Elevator devours Manhattan woman. Urban firebug incinerates woman in elevator. Phone calls and listener email.
Vote for Poppy Thorn: http://www.ultravixens.net/competition/

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S & W Episode 307

Dee gets a puppy and realises that now he must get a vasectomy. Polish Kill Bill. Kiwi Bogan Breakup. Dee and Lance answer thought-provoking thought experiments. Fare thee well, Sweet Herminator and thanks for all the laughs.

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S & W Episode 306

Believe it or not, Lance actually books a guest for the show. Dee almost gets arrested at the Occupy LA police raid. French Washing Machine Punishment and Who’s up for a game of Ookie-Cookie? Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 305

Dee and Lance chat with Nick Plumber from Modern Drunkard Magazine about his special recipe for Pruno, the new official SW holiday drink. Coin tossing in the Philipines and the Notorious Black Friday Pepper Spray Incident. Worst Job Ever phone calls.
http://www.drunkard.com/issues/11-03/11-03-jailhouse.htm

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S & W Episode 304

Dee proves that Regis is somehow connected to the death of Natalie Wood. Avoid transgender fake doctors with tire sealant. Burning a cross rarely saves your marriage. Wackerle vents about the SW thought experiments. Happy Thanksgiving!

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S & W Episode 303

The Herminator teaches Dee and Lance the proper way to sexually harass a woman. Ohio quintet versus dead lion, Bloodthirsty witches are not caring sexual partners. Phone calls and listener email.

Cainthology (Songs In The Key Of Cain): http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/cainthology-songs-in-the-key/id479309783

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S & W Episode 302

Dee and Lance chat with U of M student Dennis Guttman about his crusade to stop Nickelback from playing the halftime show at the Detroit Lions Thanksgiving Day game. Fancy Russian Corpse Party and Things to do with a Dead Horse. Phone calls and listener email.

Join the Cause!  http://www.change.org/petitions/the-detroit-lions-replace-nickelback-as-the-halftime-show-for-the-thanksgiving-game

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S & W Episode 301

Dee and Lance discuss the audience reaction to the new Celebrity Nooz format. Renaissance Knight Father gives daughter medieval spanking. Monopoly Cheater Stabbed by Grandma. My Two Cents and thanks for the Smoked Salmon vodka.

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S & W Episode 300

Dee and Lance celebrate the milestone 300th episode of Sick and Wrong with a huge announcement. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 299

Join the Occupy Wackerle Street movement. Please provide your own bodypaint, feces, and marijuana. New Hampshire Murder and Almost Suicide, Amish Beard Cutters, Decapitated Baby on Trial. Phone calls and listener email. What’s going to happen next week for the SW 300th episode?

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S & W Episode 298

Customize your own homeless beatdown movie at http://www.shefights.net. Mexican fishmonger gets grenade in face, Call of Duty Throttling, Jilted Lover Needs a Bearskin Suit. SW Thought Experiment and SW Drunk Dial phone calls.

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S & W Episode 297

Dee chats about dolphin sex with Malcolm J. Brenner, author of Wet Goddess. Special Guest Lenora Claire (http://lenoraclaire.com/) takes some Is That Gay? phone calls and shares her predilection for socks colored pink.

Wet Goddess:    http://www.amazon.com/Wet-Goddess-Malcolm-J-Brenner/dp/0615334601

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S & W Episode 296

No more last meal requests for death row inmates in Texas. Vaginas are not for hiding meth, Yobs, nobs and curling irons, Weekend at Shotgun Willies. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 295

Dee tells Lance how to become a contestant on The Price is Right. Potato gun misfires in Kentucky, Stun Gun Wifebeater, Help! There’s an eel in my dickhole. Phone calls and SW Thought Experiment.

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S & W Episode 294

Dee reminds Lance that he should NEVER FORGET. Special guest Matthew discusses Grindr for the straights. Angriest Man in PA, Gay Clue in Arkansas, the sordid tale of Jorge Fritzlero. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 293

Dee confronts Lance about his gender reassignment surgery. Peckish Pete the Cannibal, Suicide by vehicular decapitation, Obese sitter suffocates infant. Hilarious prank call and listener email.

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S & W Episode 292

Wackerle is having a surgical procedure. Dee and special guests Shane and Amy Bugbee discuss the release of the West Memphis 3, Ed Gein’s tombstone, and Bob Madigan at a brothel. Check out http://www.ayearatthewheel.com/ and  http://www.shanebugbee.com/.

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S & W Episode 291

Dee shops for chronic at the local Reefer Mart. Area Man Stabbed with Golf Club, Dead Baby Text Threats, Special Needs Decapitation. A rather odd Is That Gay question, phone calls, and listener email.

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S & W Episode 290

Oi, London’s burning so I need me trusty aluminum baseball bat. Not the first and definitely not the last cat rapist, No Heimlich for you, Midair Pee Chaos. Phone calls and listener email.    http://photoshoplooter.tumblr.com/

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S & W Episode 289

The Amazing SpiderPimp. Indian pocket pussy, Croatian sink banging gone awry, Aussie neck bomb hoax. Phone calls to the drunk dial line.

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S & W Episode 288

Dee and Lance can’t wait for the Casey Anthony split-beaver shot in Hustler Magazine. Crackhead eats Mexican baby pinata, Gay Predator hunts the Sodomite Woods, Texas roller rink killing spree. And Jean-Claude Van Damme drunk dials the SW hotline.

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S & W Episode 287

Dee takes a dramatic family vacation to Cedar Point and Lance gets a hernia. Pedo allowed to watch porn in jail, Orthodox Jewish Monster, Hitchcockian facebook fiesta. Phone calls and a most disturbing thought experiment.

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S & W Episode 286

Dee and Lance discuss Michelle and “First Lady” Marcus Bachmann’s crusade to cure the world of homosexuality. Fargo Firework Decapitation, Benny Hills Electric Chair, Highly Intoxicated Veterinary Services. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 285

Dee and Lance interview competitive eater Crazy Legs Conti about the sport and his new documentary Crazy Legs Conti: Zen and the Art of Competitive Eating. Rollo almost has a menage a trois with Lance. My Two Cents.

http://www.crazylegsconti.com/

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S & W Episode 284

Wackerle returns to the show and dispels the rumors about his mysterious European vacation. Italian Stallion removes Clap’s baps, the mystery of the 35 lb bag of vomit, and the I thought the lady was dead rapist. Phone calls, listener email and Happy 4th of July.

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S & W Episode 283

Since Wackerle seems to have vanished, Dee has Martin and Steele of From The Ville on for a podcast three way. Try as they might but they will never ban the word retard. Is That Gay and listener email.

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S & W Episode 282

While Wackerle is gallivanting across Europe, Dee and guest host Sleazy E interview Matt from Sinthetics about manikins. Phone calls and listener email.

http://www.sinthetics.com SW listeners get a $500.00 discount on dolls or 10% on smaller items like feet and torsos.

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S & W Episode 281

Wackerle is heading to Amsterdam but refuses to smoke marijuana and have sex with prostitutes. Dee predicts that he will return to the States with an STD. SW discusses Silk Road, the digital black market. Photoshopped kiddie porn is legal; Stephen King’s chiropractor; Totem Pole kills wife. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 280

Dee and Lance interview Jeffrey about the Gay Porn Awards, Mr Leather Competitions, and Britney Spears. The Bloody Easter Hammer; D-town Hannibal Lechter; Buried alive in Russia. Phone calls and true love blossoms from the nadir of the intertubes, the SW Forum.

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S & W Episode 279

While Lance mourns the end of Oprah’s network show, Dee’s disappointed that America’s Most Wanted has been cancelled. Inflatable Kiwi truckers; Special Ops Molester; You Light up My Life songwriter dies laughing. Phone calls and Wackerle’s major announcement.

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S & W Episode 278

Dee and Lance eagerly await the Rapture……..Party. The case of the mystery enema; Preteen baseball player and his backwards leg; Hooker incentive program. Phone calls and My Two Cents.

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S & W Episode 277

Is it a good idea to take your girlfriend to a strip club? Battle of the living statues; A topless woman and her reckless life decisions; Homeless Perseus beheads gorgon granny in the Canary Islands. Phone calls and celebrity listener email.

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S & W Episode 276

Dee and Lance are hungover from celebrating “OBL” day. Illiterate tattoo artists; Deaf guys and gang signs; Rule of thumb: do not mix bath salts, cross-dressing and pygmy goats. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 275

Dee and Lance’s Royal Wedding Roundup. High End Herps, Rapist get stabbed in the stomach and blames a black guy, and the tragic tale of a Human Cannonball. Phone calls and some listener email.

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S & W Episode 274

After an embarrassingly drunken night in Limeyland, Dee barely makes it back from Europe. But at least Lance isn’t angry anymore. Emo Keyboardist Suicide, Mannequin in the Loo, Houston Twins and a Corpse. Phone calls and Happy Zombie Jesus Day to all the Christfags!

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S & W Episode 273

Dee is on vacation in the Euro Zone, so you are invited to visit Lance Wackerle’s ANGER CHAMBER. Also known as ALL CAPS CITY. You may also find a small amount of Erotic Book Nook, but you didn’t hear it here.

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S & W Episode 272

Dee and Lance decide whether they have what it takes to be a male porn star. The Indian Chainsaw Massacre; Mad Max the barfly; and SW presents The Fat Bastard Recliner. Phone calls and listener email. Drink with Dee in London on Monday 4/18/11 @ 7PM at The World’s End pub in Camden Town.

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S & W Episode 271

Since Lance is away on a singles cruise, Dee, the shameless jaywalker, and guest host Sleazy E, the heartless Limey, interview J.D. Healy, the founder and owner of The Museum of Death http://www.museumofdeath.net. Phone calls and disturbing listener email.

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S & W Episode 270

SW tries to inspire a Jessie Slaughter style attack against a new enemy on the Internets. Gumby The Factory Worker; Chiclet The Mexican Rape Clown; the Crunchy Beef Burrito price hike. Phone calls and Lance reveals that he’s a fan of slash fiction.

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S & W Episode 269

Dee tries to help Lance come to terms with the sudden death of Knut the Polar Bear by convincing him to be the skipper of SW’s pontoon boat tours of Japan’s radioactive wasteland. Hamster killer; Casino bus deathrip does not cure gambling addiction; Deer Skinner Rapist/Murderer. Phone calls and St Patrick’s Day is not a holiday solely for crackers.

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S & W Episode 268

Only a statue of Robocop will save Detroit. The curious tale of the headless preemie; a gangster and his rather effective onion torture technique; a very considerate granny rapist. Phone calls and listener email. Lance has an announcement for the members of the forum.

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S & W Episode 267

Neutered York City and their anti-smoking laws. Meth will not save a marriage; A cuckold and his special tribal stick; Food terrorism with mice. Check out Dee’s interview on the The Genghis & Ragman Show http://therighttorock.com.

And Happy 40th Birthday Wackerle!

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S & W Episode 266

SW embarks on a magical journey inside the wacky world of “Yo Mama” Gaddafi. USPS=United States Poop Spitter; Pop Goes the Liver; Brazilian Prison Justice. Phone calls and a disturbing new SW forum thread.

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S & W Episode 265

While Lance is in Hawaii on “work” vacation, Dee and guest host Brian Clark chat about Los Angeles dive bars with Lina Lecaro, author of Los Angeles’s Best Dive Bars: Drinking and Diving in the City of Angels.
http://www.unpopart.org
http://www.amazon.com/Los-Angeless-Best-Dive-Bars/dp/1935439154

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S & W Episode 264

Dee uses the “Jew claw” to acquire a vintage panther table and hopefully fulfills his Valentine’s Day responsibilities. Man expresses his love for woman with semen-flavored yoghurt; UK bans retarded sex; a true tale of Scottish brotherly love. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 263

The Godfather of Cheerleading will not be attending Wackerle’s Wicked Awesome Superbowl party. Paralyzed prisoner enjoys deep, involuntary cavity search; MADD=Mothers Against Disrespectful Dependents; Rambo slays some sled dogs. Dee receives a belated Chanukah gift. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 262

First episode recorded in the new SoCal Sick and Wrong studio. Dee gets stuck in an elevator, KFC grows mutant chickens, never get an abortion in Philly, and there is no farting at my party. Period.

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S & W Episode 261

Sick and Wrong’s 5-year Anniversary Show. Dee has a major announcement, the return of a very special guest, find out how Lance Wackerle lost his virginity during a rare “full disclosure” Q&A session with the listening audience.

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S & W Episode 260

Dee and Lance discuss the Tucson Shooter and cake farts in the same intro. Surprise Mother and Daughter molestation team; I’m so high I had sex with a corpse; castrated with a corkscrew. Phone calls prove that Wackerle’s voice makes vaginas moist and buy a pretty painting at http://www.bloodpainting.com.

Next week is Sick and Wrong’s 5-Year Anniversary Show. Give us a call 206.666.3846 and ask us anything.

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S & W Episode 259

Welcome to the Apocalypse, dudes. The tragic tale of the Mad Dildo Bomber; a human Puerto Rican Blowtorch; LA Gang rapes the disabled. And finally, Chavs have learned how to travel through time and wank on historical figures.

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S & W Episode 258 Part Deux

Part 2 of the Sick and Wrong Holiday Show Spectacular. Find out who has the most tragic Christmas tale, who has the most tragic tattoo, and who needs to learn how to handle his egg nog. And Lance Wackerle’s Vodkapiece theatre presents ‘A Christmas Carol’ featuring Dee Simon.

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S & W Episode 258 Part One

You’ve been anxiously waiting all year long and it’s finally here: Sick and Wrong’s Holiday Show Spectacular! Part 1 features special guests, fabulous prizes, tragicomic Christmas tales, spiked egg nog, and a drunken Lance Wackerle puking all over his favourite holiday sweater. Amidst all the shenanigans, your hosts chat with Derf, esteemed underground comic book artist and author of the graphic novel My Friend Dahmer.

For last minute gift ideas, visit Derf’s site: http://www.derfcity.com

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S & W Episode 257

SW Presents Office Holiday Party tips. Kiwi rape-goblin. German daddy castrates boyfriend. Parrot crime fighter. How-to Smoke Drugs Tutorial.

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S & W Episode 256

Strange Swedish rape laws. Rabbi plays hide the matzoh. Old Ladies and hand puppets. Built like a brick shithouse. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 255

Alien Life. Bubbling Music Teacher. Baby Tossy Granny. Classic Aussie Psychopath. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 254

Flashing Tips and Advice. Cambodian Stampede. Bitch Where’s My Ricotta. Corpse Storage Tree. DICKFLASH >> www.dickflash.com

Phone calls and My Two Cents.

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S & W Episode 253

Farts and TSA madness. Down Syndrome Daughter Feeds Dead Mom shitty mac and Cheese. Beardeaters Anonymous. Bride-to-be Paralysis NAT’L OPT OUT DAY >> www.optoutday.com

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S & W Episode 252

Bride kidnapping. Pardon me but I think something might have died in your vagina; Insane kid brains Mum; Black Metal Casino Indian Murder. Phone calls and listener email.

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S & W Episode 251

California voters fail to create Marijuana Paradise. Farmville murder. Hangman’s Break. Roma 10-yo Mommy. Worst H’ween costumes. Phone calls and listener emails.

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S & W Episode 250

Special Episode 250 Halloween Spectacular! How old is too old to celebrate Halloween, this year’s costumes to avoid, interview with Professional Exorcist Brother Carlos “Demonbuster” Oliveira, worst Halloween candy, phone calls and emails.

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S & W Episode 249

Sports Talk with Dee and Lance. Drunk Russian Police Officer & Drunk Ambulance Driver. Halloween Truck Decoration. Wallaby on XTC. Phone calls to SW hotline and listener email.

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S & W Episode 248

Your co-workers and you…trapped in a mine. Abortion at gunpoint. Hangover leads to Headmaster stabbing. Neighbors trolling a dying girl IRL. Listener email and phone calls to the SW hotline.

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S & W Episode 247

Since lance is too frightened to venture into the Tenderloin, we attempt to record the show using Skype. Will San Francisco adopt Seattle’s Alcoholic Rehabilitation program also called “Bunks For Drunks?” Bay Area Old Yeller. Hoes and Malibu. Go Team Pedophile. Phone calls to the SW hotline and listener email.

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S & W Episode 246

Dee is back but we’re still doing a podcast about MINECRAFT, so it’s still like a Wackerle solo show. Three listener stories: Fake cock exposure gets area man in trouble. Baby shield for grease fire. Bad eggs leads to shotgun massacre. My Two Cents with Dee & Lance.

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S & W Episode 245

Another Lance Wackerle solo extravaganza. The story of Jack Ketch, the world’s most buffoonish executioner. And a surprise call in at the end of the show.

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S & W Episode 244

Lance cleans out the call closet and brings back some old tape for the Rabbi Memorial Show.

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S & W Episode 243

The front-man of ‘Steele and the Sassy Boys’. Well known actor from ‘Essexville Justice’ and ‘Fakes’. Co-host of the legendary podcast, ‘From the ‘Ville’. SW welcomes John Steele to the studio and gives him the James Lipton treatment (take to mean whatever you think).http://fromtheville.libsyn.com/

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