June 28, 2015
Dee and Lance are concerned that country singers won’t have anything to wear if the Confederate flag is banned. Fashion hate crime in Sacramento. Roommate puts magic sauce in his pasty. Phone calls.
June 21, 2015
Never trust a white guy over 20 with a bowl cut. What’s in the Box? Murdered with an Ironing Board. Phone calls.
June 14, 2015
Dee and Lance acknowledge that a female UFC fighter would kick their asses in less than thirty seconds. Romantic horse rapist in Texas. Annoying female archetype helps prisoners escape. Phone calls.
June 8, 2015
If you organize a naked event, you should expect a boner or two. Never masturbate in a portable toilet with the door open. DIY family abortion in Texas. Phone calls.
June 1, 2015
Dee and Lance are less than pleased with the new hip and ironic fast food advertising. The biggest pussy in Europe. Rimjobs tend to make shitty bribes. Phone calls.