Dee and Kate return from Paris with a macabre tale of the glass-coffined ‘Vampire Princess’ of Pere Lachaise Cemetery who had an eerie final wish for a living companion within her tomb. Tim is a bit perplexed by the small penis contests of Mid-Michigan and FM is too busy adulting to spend time on the S&W Discord. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to hear the Second Show, SW archives, and the bonus minisode Overkill.
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While Dee hunts for the perfect apartment in Los Angeles, Harrison recounts his treasure-hunting expedition in the mysterious French village of Rennes Le Chateau. UK woman who had sex with three dogs claimed she didn’t know it was illegal. Man charged with killing his neighbor at her home used a box to hide his rifle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison chat with author and paranormal researcher Jason Offutt about his book Chasing American Monsters. Mother of two missing children joined doomsday cult and threatened to kill husband. Bridesmaid destroyed best friend’s wedding and cost her 50k pounds in fake job scam. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
A broken-hearted Harrison tells guest hosts Schlitzie and Jizzy Jake about the legend of Tom Benton, a New Hampshire doctor who keeps himself alive forever through murder and organ harvesting. Ghost of masturbating ape haunts hallways of grand country estate in Dorset. Racists sent banana to black man on Wetherspoon app. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.