A broken-hearted Harrison tells guest hosts Schlitzie and Jizzy Jake about the legend of Tom Benton, a New Hampshire doctor who keeps himself alive forever through murder and organ harvesting. Ghost of masturbating ape haunts hallways of grand country estate in Dorset. Racists sent banana to black man on Wetherspoon app. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ponder the scientific feasibility of the fantabulous time travel contraption of Madman Marcum. Texas man stabbed stepmom to death over Dallas Cowboys win. Lesbian werewolf bites off friend’s ear in sex attack. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
George H.W. Bush’s recent passing prompts Dee and Harrison to discuss the mad science of Vladimir Demikhov, the Soviet Dr. Moreau. Utah woman shot dead by husband’s ex-wife as she decorated Christmas tree with his kids. Glasses fetishist forced woman to put on shades then pleasured himself in Cardiff. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
