Dee and Harrison reveal secret Chinese plot to create human monkey hybrids for future bitcoin-powered Planet of the Apes. Brazilian drug dealer attempts prison escape by wearing silicon mask of his teenage daughter. Boss beat slaves and forced them to build travelers pub in back garden. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison prefers to politely block folks rather than burying them in self-storage like Las Vegas’ Wiccan female killer Brookey Lee West. UK mother guilty of murdering young daughters who ruined her sex life. California murder suspect raps about killing girlfriend. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss storming Area 51 with the organizer of the Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us.” Youtube software engineer embarks on a 4th of July LSD fueled rampage. UK jockey is killed by a lethal metal straw. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
In their attempt to celebrate St Patricks Day, Dee and Harrison reach into Ireland’s rich cultural history to discuss the murderous Scissor Sisters. 24-year-old Staten Island man murders Gambino crime boss. Armless Welsh swimmer slashes father with foot knife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While Kim Kardashian warns parents to keep an eye out for Momo, Dee and Harrison warn listeners about Charles Albright who plucked the eyes out of prostitutes. Man found dead in SF Bay was hanged, drugged, and stuffed into a suitcase. Feral children who didn’t know their own names found living in feces-ridden Texas home. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison ditch the swanky Oscar parties of Hollywood to discuss Dr. Malachi Z. York and his abusive leadership of the Nuwaubian Nation cult. KTLA News Anchor dies from crystal meth overdose during wild tryst. California man with Zeus delusion caught sucking toes of sleeping woman. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison follow in the footsteps of retired, toe-sucking detectives to unravel the mystery of…the Smiley Face Killers. German surgeon killed lover with cocaine in his foreskin. Devoted husband throws meth death party for dying wife. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to cheer each other up with the cautionary tale of Andrew Blaze, whose attempt at viral fame through murder-suicide went awry. Texas woman accused of having hoax condition for sexual gratification. Irish man injects semen into his arm to cure back pain. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison wield Vril energy to debate Taylor Swift’s secret identity as an Aryan goddess. Gay escorts play Ed Buck’s meth challenge in West Hollywood. Proud Boy wannabe accused of murdering ‘lizard’ brother with sword. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Fresh from their respective desert vision quests, Dee and Harrison attempt to solve the mystery of Carlos Casteneda’s missing acolytes. Army mechanic murders furry couple and friend. Slave dies after injecting scrotum with silicone in Seattle. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
