Dee suspects Harrison’s psychedelic alien experience contaminated him with virulent substances like the mysterious Toxic Lady. Las Vegas teen charged with murder after police find missing man dead in sleeping bag. Atlanta woman didn’t know boyfriend shot her in the head. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Harrison receives a mysterious package which brings to mind the unsolved Chicago Tylenol Murders of the early eighties. Hapless UK husband fails spectacularly to murder wife and kill himself. Michigan man accused of putting fatal dose of heroin in his wife’s cereal. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
While en route to a bachelor party in Denver, Dee plans to explore the Illuminati bunkers underneath the DIA – Denver International Airport. Florida man massacres ducklings with his truck. Couple fakes birth and death of baby in elaborate GoFundMe scam. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison reveal secret Chinese plot to create human monkey hybrids for future bitcoin-powered Planet of the Apes. Brazilian drug dealer attempts prison escape by wearing silicon mask of his teenage daughter. Boss beat slaves and forced them to build travelers pub in back garden. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison discuss storming Area 51 with the organizer of the Facebook event “Storm Area 51, They Can’t Stop All of Us.” Youtube software engineer embarks on a 4th of July LSD fueled rampage. UK jockey is killed by a lethal metal straw. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison attempt to explain the reason thousands of people mysteriously disappear from US National Parks. Interview with Andrea Lankford, author of Ranger Confidential: Living, Working, And Dying In The National Parks. CA Music teacher accused of filming himself ejaculating into flutes. UK chav threatened ex-girlfriend’s new boyfriend before he and his family murdered him. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
To escape the soul-crushing boredom of jury duty, Dee enlists the help of Harrison to uncover the subterranean city of the Lizard People of Los Angeles. African man arrested for murder of missing University of Utah student Mackenzie Lueck. Florida man shows up at neighbor’s bonfire after killing mom and family dog. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison celebrate Cinco De Mayo by discussing Operation Paperclip, the secret US government program to import Nazi scientists. Boston man bites gas station attendant’s face and hisses like a cat at witnesses. Arkansas wife shoots husband to death over his porn habit. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Speculation on the burning of Notre Dame leads Dee and Harrison into a discussion about apocryphal anathema – namely, the first and only female pope, commonly referred to as Pope Joan. Randy Arizona couple blackmails Mexican day laborer. Russian Houdini fails to escape his handcuffs. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
Dee and Harrison are outraged that the 2020 presidential candidates are ignoring the most pressing issue of our time: Black Eyed Children. Kidnapped Boston woman kept in drunken hell for three days. Arizona Momager pepper sprays kids to force them to perform. Phone calls. Sign up for the Sick and Wrong Patreon to access bonus news stories, phone calls, and outtakes.
